Here are the initial sketches:

This sketch was the "first response" based on the initial project description. Not a terribly interesting composition, but i thought i'd use the jagged line created by the desk edges to emphasize a rift. Once I got the copy, I discovered an amusing corollary description of the specific adult film in question which happened to be in the "pirate porn" genre. Of course I couldn't resist the urge to draw a pornstar moustache and a pirate hat:
Happily, this ended up being the favorite sketch:
And the final product, complete with a Terps shirt:




















